Contributing to The Delinquency of a Minor
I?ve found in my 29 years that people who have whatever stressful shit in their lives (which covers just about everybody) need some form of release or something to take the edge off. Whether it?s cigarettes, alcohol, going to the batting cages, pornography, or singing in a fucking choir, there?s gotta be something. You?re gonna learn this sooner or later, and for the 18 year old she?s learning it now.
What I?ve found that relaxes me and makes its possible to deal with all the world throws at me is some good ol? grade A marijuana. I love to get high, and lately have even mastered the fine art of only smoking one or two days a week. And most times in fact I can put a couple weeks in between the times I smoke. I can?t get high everyday because I?ve got way too much shit to do, and more importantly it?d end up being too expensive. So I pick and choose my moments. The 18 year old had such fun getting stoned with me Saturday morning that that night after dinner she said she wanted to do it again. Sensing a grand opportunity I suggested we head out to the patio.
We proceeded to get stupid high then we headed off to the video store. I knew exactly what to get. After finding Dumb & Dumber we stopped by a Cold Stone Creamery and got some ice cream then headed back to her parents. The 18 year old likes Jim Carrey but she?d never heard of the movie. For a second I thought that was strange, but then I realized she was like 5 when it came out. We got back to her parents house and watched it and she laughed so fucking hard she started crying.
We fucked and smoked and smoked and fucked all the rest of the night, then when we woke up the next morning we got our wake and bake on right in her bed. By the time I left around noon the 18 year old was about to take a long bath while smoking the joint I rolled her. All soaped up lying in the tub, puffin? on a purple kush spliff? Welcome to adult world, darlin?. Nobody wants to go through life without feeling good. Lani here at MILFVixen.com is a perfect example of that edict. She takes what she wants and makes no apologies for it. She is what a good bitch should be. The 18 year old will get there. I?ll make sure of it.